supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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"I loved you before I ever touched you."
- (via onlinebabe)

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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"You’re still in my heart. Goddammit."
- Six Word Story #12 by absentions (via lushwisdom)

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spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

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lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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When someone calls me attractive image

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